Lauren is Lysander Sage's girlfriend. She appears in the sixth book, and is, unendowed. She goes to Benjamin Brown's school. She is astonished to hear what Lysander and his friends do at Bloor's and promises to tell no one what she heard. Lauren is said to be pretty, with dark wavy hair and if she had gone to Bloor's, she would have stood out, as Charlie puts it. Lauren owns a parrot, Cassandra, who seems to be also dating Lysander's parrot, Homer.